On a lighter note.....

Sadly, or perhaps happily, people are as likely to recognize my name from reading one of these articles as they are from reading my "serious" work.  On the other hand, we are serious about our satire.
 

Professional Satire

Cann, A., Calhoun, L., Toner, I., Long, G., & Hagan, M.  (1985).  The issue of no-show subjects: A failure to replicate non-data on non-volunteer no-shows.  Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 2, 3-6.

Terry, W. S., Calhoun, L. G., & Cann, A.  (1986).  Toys for tots: Recommendations by psychological experts.   Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 3, 16-18.

Calhoun, L. G., Cann, A., & Terry, W. S.  (1987).  An overview of research findings in the behavioral sciences: The laws of psychology.  Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 4, 3-4.

Cook, J. R., Lee, J. A., Sultan, F. E., & Cann, A.  (1987).  The influence of being untenured on the willingness to submit meaningless replies: A reply to Polloway.   Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 4, 2.

Calhoun, L. G., Terry, W. S., & Cann, A.  (1989).  Maximum security amusement parks (M-SAPs): A modest proposal for the treatment of adolescence.  Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 6, 3-4.

Terry, W. S., Calhoun, L. G., & Cann, A.  (1997).  The “Cereal Position Effect” and other cases of mistaken identity in psychology. Journal of Polymorphous Perversity, 14, 3-5.